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        1. 2021-04-20 10:04:39
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        4. 完了,答主一生贤明,全让你们完犊子了……

          以下原答案。………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………前几天我女朋友问Choiseul made, undoubtedly, a large offer for peace. It was that each power should retain all such of its conquests as should be in its hands, subject to exchanges and equivalents, in Europe, on the 1st of May next; in America, the West Indies, and Africa, on the 1st of July; and in the East Indies on the 1st of September. But Pitt had declared that he would never make another peace of Utrecht. He considered that we had France down, and he determined to retain everything of value. He therefore replied that the proper period for the principle of the treaty to take place was that on which the treaty was really signed, that it might so happen that it would not be signed at the dates named, and he did this in order to complete a scheme, which he had already nearly accomplished, that of seizing on Belleisle, an island on the coast of France. It surrendered in July, and the news of this loss was speedily followed in Paris by that of the loss of Dominica in the West, and of Pondicherry in the East Indies.我,怎么才干让人戒赌我:“怎么了?”女朋友:“我弟弟最近应当是在网上赌博。”我:“那你是怎么知道的?”女朋友:“每次经过我弟弟房间门口,偶尔听到"澳门首家线上赌场上线了",开门进去就手忙脚乱的强作镇定的样子刷新桌面,我很怕我弟弟沉迷赌博,怎么才干和他说赌博的迫害?”…………我:“这其实就是个小游戏,我也经常会玩的,并不是沉迷赌博。”女朋友:“这样我就放心了!”

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          从前有个处所的漕运很乱,新上任的河道总督姓赶,他规定要做漕运必需到县里拿一张通行证,就是一个精巧的小木牌。这天很多漕帮的人一起去领通行证,有人问他们去干嘛,他们叹气道:“姓赶河官在县发牌。”

          那人一听,说:“哦,聚众堵博啊。”

          有没有什么男生自以为只有男生才能看懂的笑话?
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